You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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