i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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