She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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