What did we do last night that was yellow?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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