yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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