I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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