Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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