im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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