Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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