question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Randomize
