she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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