Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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