4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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