So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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