To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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