Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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