they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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