I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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