please come you make the beer taste better
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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