ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
