He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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