Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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