Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he thought i was a dude.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
