I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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