It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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