No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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