Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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