I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Also, beer. Big fan.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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