at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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