I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
