So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
