She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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