Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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