Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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