So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Randomize
