i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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