Do vagina's smell?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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