I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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