he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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