This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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