Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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