You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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