oh fat girl friday strikes again...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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