If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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