community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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