I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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