Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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