and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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