a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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