i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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