its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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