sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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