I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
