super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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