i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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