im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
